Do you know the little story about monkeys jumping on the bed? Well, I thought I'd talk to my friend, Sock Monkey, about it today. The conversation started out on a rather positive note.

Then he said some things that surprised me.

Then I couldn't believe it! After just a few questions, he told me to put a sock in it. I was a bit hurt.

I took it in stride and opted for my pacifier. He apologized to me and I forgave him. We're still good buddies. I just won't ask him again about why they're always jumping on the bed.
